Don’t be dismal !
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If you desire to draw a young woman, using spontaneous lines is not the best option. Most females are turned off by guys who create a conversation with stupid and stereotype phrase. When men try too hard to win a lady, they usually look ridiculous and foolish. You can use pickup lines only if you 100% sure it’s funny and won’t make a girl want to vomit. But first of all, remember some phrase you should by no means use. These are the most horrible.
* No science !
I’m a gentleman! You’re a lady! You do the sums!
You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.
Hey baby, want to socialize your income of imitation?
Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?
* Don’t be an conceited yank !
Do you have a boy friend? That’s ok. I’m not the envious type.
Can I pay cash for you a drink or do you just want the cash?
Are you free tonight or will it price me?
I am not one of your fried fowl tramps!
Burger ruler isn’t the only obsession that is king-sized…
Do you work at the post place of work? Cause I see you checking out my package.
Do you work at channel? Cause you just gave me a footling.
I have a job for you but it strength “blow.”
My blouse would look immense on your bedroom floor.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
So, which eggs do you prefer: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Hello! My boy in the chinos likes you!
I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition… In my chinos.
Did you know smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips?
Get out of your existence and into my bed!
Why don’t you come here, sit on my lap, and then we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
I’m going to have sex with you tonight; you might as well be there to enjoy it.
Honey, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave them soaking wet.
I’m a pussy-fist… err, pacifist, that’s what I intended.
* These spontaneous appearance are still not as good as !
I immediately found out the FBI needs to steal my penis. Do you mind if I hide it surrounded by you?
What if I tell you that I’m an astronaut, and my after that mission is to travel around Uranus?
I’ve been to come for you to be legal since you were a small young woman.
I want you to have my abortion.
You know what I like in a woman? My raise.
Do you have pet insurance? Cause I’m going, destroying your pussy.
I have a knife and a penis, and one of them is going in you.
* No fruits, vegetables, flowers, and any other objects please !
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute cumber!
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple!
If you were a flower, you’d be a dandelion!
If you were a vegetable, I’d pull the plug.
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
Are you sandpaper? Cause I want you to rub my wood.
Are you an antiquary? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been stroke in years.
Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
If I were a watermelon, what would you do with my seed? Spit or ingest?
* Never talk about parents and relations !
Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a pleasant set of bun.
Hey girl, is your daddy in prison? Cause if I was your daddy, I’d be in prison.
You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother.
You remind me of my sister. Do you want to get laid?
You’re hotter than my daughter.
Is your dad a cement mixer? Cause you are making me firm?
* Don’t be dismal !
I’m afraid of the dark. strength of mind you slumber in my bed by means of me tonight?
Hey, baby. I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
I may not be the most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.
I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into those motel room crossways the street.
I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
I misplaced my virginity! Can I have yours?
* Be cautious with girls’ legs !
Nice legs. What time do they unlock?
If you’re right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for banquet flanked by the holiday?
The utterance of the day is legs. Let’s go to my house and increase the word.
You look like a swan. You have thin legs and a fat ass.